basedjawsh

While having manly mirror time I noticed my face has dark hairs, light brown hairs, blonde hairs, and peach fuzz. It’s like America on my face.

I am my dad in more ways than I realized.

I just realized I have senioritis (for the quarter).

FUUUUUCK.

mcchocolate:

Someone should go get my boyfriend then bring him to me, I want spicy time with him ugh.

Gross.

Today I saw a kitty on my walk home from campus.  As I approached it it just sat and watched me, I figured it would’ve ran away, and when I got closer the kitty let me scratch it’s head.  C:

I think I might be okay if I got mauled to death by a bear if I got to give it a 30 second hug first.

Can you move your leg so I can sit in my fucking seat?

I’m just a boy trapped in the body of a man.

Best new IatA song.

therefore I am a photographer.

bigchocolate:

Going to film a minecraft video on my server: ‘neblex.servercraft.co:9448’. Come make a cool house and i’ll video tape it, bro.

And this is why I shouldn’t have my grandparents as friends on Facebook.